I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
Why did the hero flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!!!
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”